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bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.
While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.
by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023
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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
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Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.
Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
by Mullenkee July 26, 2013
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Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."
by drewhoj October 7, 2009
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Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.
Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.
by Grinderson May 16, 2012
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Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.
Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.
by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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