Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015

Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.

I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.

by Polymo January 31, 2016

Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.

Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.

by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.

With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.

by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020

Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.

by is this pseudonym also taken May 8, 2020

leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.

Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.

by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020