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Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak
No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.
by JKallday April 28, 2011
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Muff Tingler

A small beard covering only the chin.
Paul didn't want a full beard, so grew a muff tingler instead.
by trollson November 12, 2008
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Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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muff brush

A small antique brush used to keep a lady's hand warmer (qv muff) presentable.
"Every well dressed woman at the end of the nineteenth century would have had a muff, to keep her hands warm in during the winter, and she'd have used her muff brush to give her little muff a little dusting over." Tim Wonnacott, BBC Bargain Hunt, Series 26 Episode 8 Derby, 19 May 2010.
by Mustn't Grumble May 30, 2011
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Furry Muff

Furry Muff= Fair Enough

say when something is ok or 'alright'!
Dude1- what a night, i partied like a little demonic party thing!!

Dude2- Furry Muff!
by Hairy McDude January 8, 2004
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beaver muff

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.
I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.
by nevsky September 12, 2006
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muff rabbit

Her closet is full of muff rabbits
by Mamao April 4, 2004
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