muddy otter

Whilst receiving oral, one reaches back and shits in his own hand, then proceeds to slick his partner's hair with the poo, as though offering encouragement.

I decided to make my birthday blowjob extra special by giving her something in return. She loves a good muddy otter.

by probablysmells February 05, 2010

Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.

"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"

by Edgyboiii August 30, 2016

Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014

Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010

muddy knuckles

when a person shits on another persons face and then punches that person in the face...resulting in muddy knuckles

also could be after fisting an ass and resulting in muddy knuckles

bitch you keep sass'n me were gonna play muddy knuckles

by bukake_ninja June 24, 2008

muddy sprite

Lean in sprite

Wow dude that muddy sprite fu$ked me up yo

by Dirtyduckfuck February 23, 2017

Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009