Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds

"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."

by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022

unfit mothers

Someone who cannot take care of a freaking kid and neglects/abuses the poor thing.

There were women who I met that didn't take care of their kids' dirty diapers for hours, they must be unfit mothers.

by Punkchick9 October 6, 2015

Dragon Mother

Dragon mothers are mothers who grieve for children who have died or are terminally ill.

“She lost her child... she is a ‘dragon mother’.”

by Meloetta November 10, 2020

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.

All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.

by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017

your mother

a thot

your mother nigga

by FORTYTWOSIXTYNINE August 28, 2018

irish mother

the absolute scariest person in the world, so unknowing but also knowing at the same time. She'll give you the full on rant and next minute give you a hug but that hug has strings attached and next thing you know your doing everyone's chores for a week or raking the lawn in "light rain" in your pyjamas.

oh also they're not the best at technology.

But irish aunties are the best i swear to god my mum is so nice to my cousins

*rains* *thunders* *lightning*, "darln go an trim the bushes"
"but its raining",
*gives the look*

thats an irish mother for you

by Thisismyusernamegoaway April 30, 2020

Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021