Morphine

Morphine is a pain medication of the opiate family.

Also its used by politicien speeches to Anesthetize people.

For example:
Politicien: i promise you electricity 24/24.
30 years later (morphine expired)
Politicien: i feel your pain i promis the change is coming.
72 hours later
Politicien: hella, hela hela ho

by H. Phalange October 21, 2019

moophobia

the strange or irrational fear if the sound a cow makes

cow: moo
person 1: AHH
person 2: what is it
person 1: i have moophobia
person 2: oh that dumb word made up by 13 year old while he was sapost tto be doing his homework?
person 1:sigh...(softly) yes

by confusedmilk May 13, 2020

Morphe

A powerful drug, that lowers pain of cancer illnesses and can be very addictive.

Are you high from morphe?

by Morfijev objem June 5, 2020

Morphectionist

A morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger who is a perfectionist.

you dont have to be such a basty morphectionist.

by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020

morphectionist

a morphing perfectionist, like a power ranger perfectionist

dont be such a basty morphectionist

by Basty Biatch September 23, 2020

morphadildo

A dildo on 1 side and a flesh light on the other side its very pointless and you might as well just fuck a girl with a condom

"Ay girl you ready to come over? I'll bring my morphadildo over and we can get it on!"

by Boiledpeanut September 24, 2020

Morphine

A non-illegal drug

Also a deceased band

1. Dude my head hurts. Take some morphine

2. Morphine’s last album was called The Night.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 25, 2020