moose boobs

nickname for a girl whos the coolest and most fun girl you know.

``hey whats up moose boobs``

by honeyD December 15, 2010

moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009

Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021