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Monglidyte

Pronounced "Mon-Gli-Dyte",
It is a mix between Mongoloid* and Troglodyte*, An insult created to pack a hard punch, combining two insults together to describe a truly idiotic person.

Mongoloid:

- Relating to the broad division of humankind including the indigenous peoples of East Asia, SE Asia, and the Arctic region of North America.
- Having Down's syndrome.
Troglodyte:

- (Especially in prehistoric times) A person who lived in a cave.
a hermit.
- A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
Luke: "What would happen if I drank bleach?"
You: "You'd die you fucking Monglidyte, what do you expect?"
by lErrorl404l January 27, 2020
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Mongolian Glizzy

When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.
My girlfriend had a nice Mongolian glizzy last night.
by Mongolian Glizzy January 28, 2021
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Mongolian Deep throat

Similar to the Mongolian Throat Fuck, the Mongolian Deep Throat consists of oral sex with simultaneous Mongolian throat singing. While deep throating Hoby Buchanan style, the female will proceed to bust her own unique beat.
Timothy won’t be ready for my Mongolian deep throat!
by AnimeTiddyBoy December 30, 2021
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Monger

Pronunciation: Mong(like bong)-er-- Monger
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.

Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
"Jack you fucking monger stop screaming at the fucking pipes!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; September 2, 2022
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Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.
A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!
by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023
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monglet

a term for someone who instead of asking google an easily answerable question they ask their friend next to them, making their friend take on the arduous task of googling their simple question.
Fred: Hey Ryan, what color is the sky?
Ryan: Why don't you google that yourself, fucking monglet.
by meowdefines June 12, 2023
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tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.
What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008
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