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Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot
Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"
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Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
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Moist Duccy

Its Simply just the most holy thing ever
Oh wow look at the Moist Duccy hes ready for Uncle Mark
by Afrocant June 16, 2019
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MOIST TURDLET

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.
by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018
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moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.
I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.
by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023
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moist carnival

another term for a woman's vagina, as it is moist and full of fun, just like a carnival.
Damn that girl kylie had a moist carnival.
by koth koth February 6, 2017
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Moist raisin

A sweet nice girl who turned into a slut
Yeah she's a real moist raisin now that' she's in college
by 69er August 21, 2016
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