Mirvan

Most Mirvans like to be annoying and crave attrntion almost all the time. They are often snow-flakes who will cry at everything and everyone. If you are a guy you need to stay away from Mirvans, cus most are homosexual and wants your babies.

Example 1 - "omg why are you crying, stop beeing such a Mirvan"

Example 2 - "hey bro, ur beeing kinda sus, ur not a mirvan are you?

by Cool gamer man May 29, 2022

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

Rohit Raj Mittal

Professional meme creator, pun prop entrepreneur, advocate against emergency alerts, robot marriage counselor

Person 1: Wow, look at this person's résumé! He's an entrepreneur, an advocate, and a marriage counselor! How impressive!
Person 2: What a Rohit Raj Mittal!

by ohmygoshitsrohitrajmittal September 4, 2019

Mirvana

a tragic violinist with a tendency to be melodic, folky, dissonant, and bizarre.

That song is so sad and depressing, it really sounds like Mirvana.

by Mavi Kemani February 9, 2010

bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache

See above bar mitzvah mustache

by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014

mitwa

A mitwa is someone who tends to fall sick a lot. A mitwa will make plans to hang out with you, bring your hopes up, then crush them by cancelling on you because he/she has fallen sick. Mitwas tend to be very pale Russian men that closely resemble vampires because of their lifestyle. They love to cheat in chess and have a hobby of stealing people's tiles. Beware of a mitwa!!

*Jesse on the phone with her bf Greg*
Jesse: Heyy Greg wana hang out sometime I haven't seen you in a while?
Greg: Yeah sure wana meet tomorrow?
Jesse: YESS! see you!

5 hours later....

*Greg calls Jesse*
Greg: Hey Jesse can't make it tomorrow I just came down with the flu and a severe case of flaming dragon breath. Sorry.
Jesse: GOSH GREG I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A MITWA!!

After years of this abuse, Jesse moves to another state and lives in a polygamous marriage with her 5 goats and 1 sheep

by amazonwoman89 November 8, 2010

mirvan

Usually most Mirvans have large cocks, and often tall

Girl: What’s your name?
Mirvan: Mirvan
Girl: You’re so tall
Mirvan: faggot

by anonymous November 21, 2021