by Tadaizy February 15, 2017

The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.
Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.
-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.
-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.
-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.
-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.
-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.
-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
by malton_on_99 April 16, 2010

by joe joe joe joe jjjjjj August 22, 2010

Cheap, Arrogant, Man-whore. Herpes infected and gawd knows what else...Extremely self-assured. Liar. Addicted to steroids. Small penis, but huge ego. If you meet one, RUN!
Who on earth would hang out with Jeff Miller?
Jeff Miller would be the perfect match for any nasty prostitute.
Jeff Miller would be the perfect match for any nasty prostitute.
by KKrefty September 28, 2011

by snow badger hunter February 4, 2009

Best damn brew on the planet period. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Miller lite on a hot day. There is nothing that I would rather be caught with in my hand with the exception of an MGD.
Miller Lite is sick ass and takes the back seat to nobody.
Miller Lite is sick ass and takes the back seat to nobody.
Hey jonny i'm a poor bum. All I can eat on this budget is lakeport and cans of beans.
Well sir I drink Miller lite because I like to look like a dope ass hustler.
Well sir I drink Miller lite because I like to look like a dope ass hustler.
by Russ Hamilton June 11, 2006

Usually self-centred, sly and arrangont. Tends to only be friends with 12 year olds, thinks she’s the bees knees and talks to 5 boys at once then boasts about it as if being a slut is a positive asset.
Sophie Miller: OMG LUKE AND FREDDIE MADE A GROUPCHAT WITH ME AND THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO LICK ME OUT AWWWW HOW PENG
by prettyslylassiesdjcs January 15, 2018
