An extremely small vagina. This sometimes results in pain during intercourse and can limit the range of partners that a woman can have.
I tried to get it on with Kim the other night but homegirl had a microvag. That shit ain't cut out for my magnum.
by R Money June 19, 2014
Get the microvag mug.Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015
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The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
Get the Microwavable paintbrushes mug.When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.
Person: well that sucks
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.
Person: well that sucks
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022
Get the Microwave at 3 am mug.Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
by Amandanaise January 7, 2023
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