e-metro

Short for electronic-metrosexual.

(An online conversation)
Zeke: Hey! =o)
Carl: hey
Zeke: What's up! n2m here, just c H i L l A x I n!! =oP
Carl: dude you need to chill out you are turning e-metro. it is as if you grow a pair of ovaries every time you sit at the computer

by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans March 9, 2006

metro-macgyver

A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.

My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.

by Gruvinci July 6, 2007

Meteorwrong

The opposite of a meteorite. Meaning it is not a meteorite.

I thought I'd found a real meteorite but it turned out to be a meteorwrong.

by meteoritemax January 26, 2010

metro status

When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.

Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.

by dc metro fan May 13, 2010

Metro Hick Hop Filthy

Subset culture that live in small crime filled city's surrounded by a large rural area. A combination of gangsta, redneck, and meth. Usually recognized by bad neck tattoos, low education, and buying cigarettes with their girlfriends money. They have adapted their own language using words like "Wut", "Dat", and "Da Streets. If you approach them they will ask you for Meth.

Wut is up wit all Dat Metro Hick Hop Filthy talk fam?

by DJ Class October 13, 2016

Metro High School

Metro High school is a stem based school that manly focuses on 4 things... math, science, reading, and history. There is this thing called "remediation." teachers say its a way to help but all you do is really do all of it again. Now the dress code. is really sexiest because we boys have to wear the most uncomfortable things

while girls could wear whatever they want.(not really though.) Everyone are nerds and cringe meme kids, no surprise there.

in the second semester...
Kid: can I leave metro high school?
Parent: HELL NO!
Kid: when was the last time I had fun? wait whats the meaning of life again?
Kid: Why am I counting done the days till I bomb the exams while everyone is counting down till the days of winter break?!

by 12345que December 11, 2017

Metro Gypsy

Someone who moves from couch to couch/ house to house in an heavily populated, urban area.

While in college, Uncle Ben was a metro gypsy, says Grandma.

by Sababurd June 9, 2019