hey mamas

Something that masculine lesbians say on tiktok that think that will make them look hot

some tiktok d¥ke: yo, hey mamas

by sexatstarbucks September 3, 2020

McMaster

McMaster university is Canada’s worst school. 90% unemployment rate in field of study. Most large corporations don’t hire these grads. So many unpaid student loans originate here.

You went to McMaster? Yes. I’m sorry to hear that.

by Internetperson77 July 29, 2018

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008

Mamasan

this is the three song trilogy by Pearl Jam. the songs in order are Alive, Once, and Footsteps. they depict the life of a boy from childhood to adulthood. Alive about the life of a child who finds out his father is actually his stepfather at the age of 13 . When the boy finds this out, he becomes angry, violent , and filled with rage towards his mother. This is loosely based on Eddie Vedders life because it turns out his mother and father divorced when he was one and didn't know until he was 13 when his mother told him. he had actually met his father before but never knew they were related. He thought of the fact that he never knew it and imagined it as a sad thing and a curse. When fans began to sing it and visualize it as a happy thing and a bringing of new life, he thought of the curse as lifted from him. In the continuation of Once, the boy is now a man and his anger fuels him to go on a rampage of killing and rape before being caught. Finally, in Footsteps, the boy is on death row now and doesn't lose any anger towards his mother and feels no remorse before being executed.

The mamasan story by Pearl Jam is an EPIC trilogy!!

I love how Eddie V. put his life into the songs. Pearl Jam is amazing!!!

by rptr91 July 28, 2009

Mcmaster

If you're skin colour is brown, or yellow or you're looking for a middle eastern or Asian wife then this is the perfect university for you!

"Hey I don't know which university to go to, Mcmaster or Queen's"
"Don't go to Mcmaster cus you're not brown"

by Hellafyne23 November 14, 2017

mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.

Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.

by Elliott November 6, 2004

Hey mamas lesbian

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by spelling_wurds September 8, 2022