maloney

a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)

Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!

by Nautidog August 13, 2012

Bathtub Madonna

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.

Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.

by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012

karl malone

Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.

Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!

by Hashweed May 30, 2004

Manona

A man whore, often acts like an ass hat. Annoys his ex's a lot. Has a penis like a cheesestick. Can make half of his friends dislike him with 1 dumbass move. A male Anona, under the theory that being a bitch is to a girl as being a jerk is to a guy. Not an Anona in terms of looks, just the level of jerkness and whorishness.

Guy 1: Dude, WTF did you do?
Manona 1: I broke up with-
Guy 1: STFU! That was a friggen stupid move you deutch. You didn't even do it right! LOGIC FAIL.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

Madonna

An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.

Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.

by ThelovelyDictionary December 10, 2016

Magonia

An ancient civilisation that lives in the sky.
Capital of Magonia is Maganwetar.
They live on flying ships and steal crops from Earth to eat as food.
Citizens of Magonia are called Magonians.
Magonians can bend and change the elements of nature using songs that are impossible for humans to sing. They do this with the help of canwr and singing partners (other Magonians)
Made popular by Maria Dahvana Headley, in her books Magonia and Aerie.

"See that ship in the sky? It looks like it's from Magonia."

by Lynette Jones July 18, 2017