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mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.
Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.
by ponybalogna June 16, 2018
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mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.
Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.
by 0 00 January 8, 2006
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mathafucka

"Elijah stop!!! Mathafucka
by Badbish143 February 23, 2017
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Mahammad

When you scream Mahammad, Mahammad, Mahammad and dance around and sing like an arabic song.
Milton always says Mahammad in school
by Yey my favourite people! October 23, 2017
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Mathematica

A math god!

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.
Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.
by 1badasfuthermucker October 11, 2009
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Mathematical Doodles

The untapped tool that has hardly been used by oft-boring or uncreative math writers to convey difficult concepts to their lay readers—when math educators-turned-doodlers or artists-turned-math writers could disrupt math publishing such that the world’s most disliked school subject needn’t be terminal once it becomes optional.
The use of mathematical doodles could be seen as a visual version of math guides for dummies, idiots, and morons—an intersection of math, art, and creativity to raising the quantitative literacy of millions of semi-innumerate people worldwide.
by MathPlus October 8, 2021
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Matamata

THE BEST TOWN ON EARTH!!!!!
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Another word for AWESOME!!!!
DUDE! You've never been to Matamata!?
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DUDE! Her tits are so Matamata
by Nothsa Eyl October 31, 2011
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