mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.

Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

mass comf

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011

Go Mass

A dumbass. A big dumb fucking idiot. An absolute buffoon. Someone who is figuratively brainless and lacks any sort of common sense.

“I can’t believe Kyle thought it would be a good idea to drop kick an orphan.”
“Yeah, he’s such a go mass.”

by Jhondoboy6 April 1, 2020

critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.

This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

mass dardy

the act of being dardy while attending sunday mass

victoria: you attening mass dardy tonight?
kenny: nahh its past 6:30 for my curfew

by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011

mass vax

The event that takes place when multiple fuck sticks are attempting to be vaccinated

I was waiting in line at the mass vax to get my shot

by Mainiyak May 4, 2021