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Martyr by Helloimurmom July 29, 2021

Pair of Marys 

Any two people that are insistent on either having their way or having something be what they believe to be right; usually behaving in a nitpicking manner over a matter that is generally perceived to be not that big of a deal.

Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.

The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Stanley, Michael, and Bob are waiting in line, with Bob being the foremost of the three.

Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.

Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.

Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."

Marty robbins 

Marty robbins is one of the best country niggas to roam earth. Also referred too as big dick marty, and if your not careful big dick marty will use his big iron on ur girl. Making that pussy fart harder then good mexican food in el paso.
Marty robbins by Sreggin_kcuf_1776 October 25, 2018
A bright and beautiful person. One who gives joy to all. One who is always the ceter of attention. Loves to dance, usually a great dancer. One who can be bitchy at times. Many woman don't get along with her. Many men try to get with her. All can't deny her beauty and brains. One who love men. Caring, Compassionate, and willing to please others.
You are so Martesa, your beauty is amazing.
Martesa by Miss Belize February 4, 2010

Marty McFlying 

To walk backwards haphazardly, usually resulting in an unwanted encounter or physical altercation. Derives from Marty McFly from "Back to the future", as this action usually precedes a very bad event.
That kid over there was Marty McFlying all over the store and knocked down the tower of sodas.
Marty McFlying by F. Millmore April 23, 2010

Marty Party 

The reverse of a Swampy Romp. A date between Amos Halftrack and Bryant Hollifiield. Held without his wife, Martha, aka Marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. Amos often grabs Bryant wanting to get out of the house. Marty Parties are fun! If you want some fun time, don't be tardy - you don't want to be late for a Marty Party!
Amos: Hey Bryant, let's get out of here. I got a golf game with Major Burk today. You want to come?

Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.

Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)

Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!

Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.

Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?

Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.

Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?

Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.

Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)

Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)

Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?

Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
Marty Party by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2011