Marty White

A person who tells the same story over and over. Usually thinks he’s the funniest one in the group and is probably texting a girl from highschool as we speak.

Did you really just tell me another Marty White story?

by Mikekuhlyedig November 26, 2019

Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

Marti

Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS

Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME

by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021