Gurk The Mandem

To beat the fuck outta someone for common good.

Jayden: yo imma gurk the mandem
Blake: atta boy

by Defazzdaboydem June 9, 2018

A Chunky Mandem

When you’re in a public place (usually a zoo or cinema) and a family who are all morbidly obese walk along arguing in height order.

“After giving my girlfriend a Greasy Steven the next day we went to the zoo and we got stuck between a Chunky Mandem”

by Father Fudge July 13, 2018

Willow road mandem

The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.

The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.

by Yung Samstar May 5, 2019

Rah da mandem

A phrase used when incredibly shocked by something that has happened. Should be used sparingly and only in times of complete shock.

"Rah da mandem, that chicken we ate was 2 months out of date!

by samwhu30 August 11, 2021

Mandela

A now famous everyday term for Marijuana, this colloquialism was coined by english schoolchildren just days after Mandela's release from prison on 11 February 1990, its highbrow nature and nonsensical link to the anti-apartheid South African jailbird meant it was a perfect code word when discussing your sweet mary jane. Frequently used in the teen soap opera Hollyoaks during the early noughties gave the phrase its noteriety, however it's covert nature was now lost due to the extreme popularity of the programme.

Let's get baked, i've got some gnarly Mandela

by cat and mouse killer November 29, 2010

Mandela Nut

When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."

by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 22, 2018

Mandeep

Someone who sticks his nose into other peoples work areas because he doesn't have enough of his own crap to do.
Also likes sucking up to management.
Q: Whose pair of shoes is that hanging out of the CEOs ass?
A: Mandeep's.

Who's that guy with management crap over his nose? He's some kind of Mandeep.

by cahonis October 18, 2011