mall security

rent-a-cop

fake pigs

by die May 18, 2003

Mall Dope

Shitty weed you find at the mall. Its 9$ a gram but people are buying it.

Go ahead go down to the mall and get your shitty Mall Dope, let me spellt it out for ya, 12$ a gram firms!

by Ifkedursister January 8, 2020

Aventura Mall

Safest Place in Florida, No Hialeah Niggas or Refs

Kevin: nigga today is Saturday let’s just go to Aventura Mall
Jesus: Aight Bet We out

by DustyCheeto June 2, 2018

Mulberry Mall

The derogatory of the Walmart located on the Mulberry/Lakeland Boundary Lines. A Place for rednecks and Hispanics to hang out and a place for the creepiest of the creeps to work at. Kentucky Waterfalls are in abundance down every aisle, and it is a place to count how many fat people are in the store. It is recommended that you carry mace as the night shift employees take over in the store and that every time you enter the store. As always, you work to leave it as fast as possible.

Chris: Want to go to the Mulberry Mall?
Ryan: Yeah sure!

* 10 minutes later *

Chris: Okay we are here!

Ryan: Dude! This is Walmart, I thought you said we were going to the Mulberry Mall? All I see is oversized rednecks and hispanics or people panicking to leave.

by ENN Jackass July 18, 2011

mall metal

The trashy no talent music, a la Metallica or Slipknot, that dumbshit teenagers listen to in Hot Topic. A fairly new definition, as PopMetal is just starting to grate on most sane peoples nerves. These are children that pretend to rebel by maintaining a status quo. The more you look like your friend, the more you are being an individual.

Mall Metal people tend to listen to whatever is popular on the radio or at various mall stores. They can often be identified by their moronic Dog Collars and trendy tattoos and clothing.

God, all these mall metal kids make me want to vomit...

Fuck-Shit-Metallica! Fuckin' Mall Metal Brat...

by GameJunkieJim July 16, 2004

mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018