Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.

Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!

by Flamebrain January 13, 2007

metrosexual

Someone who has sex in the metro airport

i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual

by amanda February 17, 2005

metrosexual

A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.

A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight

Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual

by Bets-a-lets May 13, 2005

metrosexual

A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.

normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful

by Thrill Addiction August 23, 2007

Metrosexual

The politicly correct term for "Pussy-bitch"

"James is such a metrosexual."

by A. Starless Midknyte December 28, 2005

metrosexual

1. a male-sounding word for "girly"
2. a man who despite being heterosexual, acts like a gay
3. a man who has all the features of a homosexual except that he doesn't like other men
4. a man who has forgotten how wonderful it is not to have to spend hours in front of the mirror, use 20 different hair products, go to a salon, and any other girly habit

Confused girl: I'd like to date a metrosexual
Old-school guy: Why? Are you tired of real men?

by Alfredo1982 November 4, 2006

metrosexual

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dressed nice.

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dresses nice.

by robert garcia May 22, 2005