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unfit mothers

Someone who cannot take care of a freaking kid and neglects/abuses the poor thing.
There were women who I met that didn't take care of their kids' dirty diapers for hours, they must be unfit mothers.
by Punkchick9 October 6, 2015
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Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds
"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."
by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022
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Dragon Mother

Dragon mothers are mothers who grieve for children who have died or are terminally ill.
“She lost her child... she is a ‘dragon mother’.”
by Meloetta November 10, 2020
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Significant mother

When a man (often those in the fuckboy category) relies on their girlfriend (significant other) as if they are a parent or guardian; treating your girlfriend like your mother.
Bruh! Don't trip bout that money. His significant mother gets paid Friday, and she'll put him together..
by Clint Beastwood and Baby D February 7, 2018
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Koala Mother

A mother who is excessively lazy and lax when it comes to raising her child(ren). The fostering of an academically competitive spirit is not of concern to this mother. This form of upbringing follows a hands-off approach and allows the child(ren) to do whatever they please so as the mother can go about spending her day sleeping, lounging around, and generally just wasting time. The child is left without guidance or direction and most often ends up down a path of a financially unsuccessful career and winds up feeling emotionally unfulfilled. The child(ren) usually end up being lazy, unproductive, social creatures.. Similar to the mother.

A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.
Dan: "What ever happened to that kid who used to date your sister in high school? David Jones was it?"
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by The Surgeon 315 August 25, 2015
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mother fucktard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!
by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007
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