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Lumberjack

I man who is simply, slanging that wood. Requirements: 7.5 inches in length, soda can girth, tennis ball size balls, left nut hangs lower than the right, and mushroom tip.
"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
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Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.
Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.
by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014
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Lumberjacking

Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.
Me and this girl were chopping the wood at my place and then we started lumberjacking
by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018
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Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
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Lumberjack

When two guys tag team a girl and hold her body in the air by the arms and legs.
"Lets lumberjack this bitch."
by popov boner March 10, 2008
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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
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Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.
w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~
by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011
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