Light in the Loafers

Implies homosexuality and gayness.

Why it means this:
1. If you are light in the loafers, you are said to be missing the vital male reproductive organs and therefore you are light in your loafers (shoes).
2. A myth says that homosexuals tend to where lighter colored loafers instead of darker colored loafers.

Winston, you're looking pretty light in the loafers today...I would even say that you're nearly levitating.

by Swib May 22, 2007

Internet Loner

One who spends way to much time on the internet chatting or doing other miscilleanos activities.

Jake is such an internet loner, he has no real friends except those other Internet loners online.

by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

F'loafernutter

Noun - Derived from fishloaf, used to describe when a man has sex with a woman who hasn't kept up with routine hygiene processes.

"During our camping trip, my girlfriend and I had no access to showers, so we just made f'loafernutters."

by Ang & Dana September 13, 2006

longer than forever

a couple term used to describe how long their love for each other will last.

Girl: "You guys are gonna last a long time."
Girlfriend: "I know. We promised each other we'd last longer than forever."

by Nikaeluh July 13, 2011

loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 12, 2009

Loner

Team 10

Team 10 are loners

by Yeetsketitshit October 29, 2018

longer

Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.

"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005