by Mibo September 19, 2006
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Now for the idiots who had never played a mmorpg before L2, consider this:
1.NCsoft doesnt care about american customers (or anyone who speaks english).
2. NCsoft has shutdown all the decent help websites so you have to by their guide.
3. NCsoft preferrs chinese farmers over real customers (you know the botters, they guys who say "rang rang!" and then kill you and steal your items?)
4. Griefing very easy (and so I proved when i left the hindemith server)
5. They really dont care to make you happy, they want your money and they know you will pay because your a fuckin retard.
So please, just stop. Play a freeshard. More uptime and GMs who speak english
Now for the idiots who had never played a mmorpg before L2, consider this:
1.NCsoft doesnt care about american customers (or anyone who speaks english).
2. NCsoft has shutdown all the decent help websites so you have to by their guide.
3. NCsoft preferrs chinese farmers over real customers (you know the botters, they guys who say "rang rang!" and then kill you and steal your items?)
4. Griefing very easy (and so I proved when i left the hindemith server)
5. They really dont care to make you happy, they want your money and they know you will pay because your a fuckin retard.
So please, just stop. Play a freeshard. More uptime and GMs who speak english
Guy 1: Haha, this GM is a fuckin retard!
Guy 2: True, but I deleveled 10 bots today.
Guy 1: No fuckin way!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I got my best character removed for it. They said I was causing them "economic problems".
Guy 2: True, but I deleveled 10 bots today.
Guy 1: No fuckin way!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I got my best character removed for it. They said I was causing them "economic problems".
by Fake Name December 7, 2004
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When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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by UncleNinz December 12, 2018
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by DikKickem June 16, 2020
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A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021
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