Luteralpy 

Luteralpy is a commonly used synonym for the word Literally.

The word dates back into the 1800s and was used in many historic textbooks.

I luteralpy cannot stand you...

Luteralpy by b9na March 5, 2023

literal SCP 

A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)

Terry: Have you seen Emily?

Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.

Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.

Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit

literal SCP by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

A literal Joey 

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

A literal Joey by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

literal equations 

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

literal equations by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

literal kangaroo 

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

literal kangaroo by Mas malignement September 17, 2019

Literary analysis 

A form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college English teachers. It involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. Has been outlawed in some European countries.

I want you all to read Homer's Illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of Asia at the time. It will be due next week.

Literary analysis by ntg85 November 16, 2003

cliterally 

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

cliterally by laurel-bee June 16, 2005