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Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else
I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
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total liberation

Total liberation is a political concept which takes anarchism, anti-capitalism, intersectional feminism, animal liberation, anti-colonialism, and earth liberation (or social ecology); combining each of these movements into one struggle through the construction of a hierarchy-analysis which highlights the parallels between all of the different forms of domination and oppression which these movements oppose. Common examples of structural hierarchies which are identified by total liberationists include the state, capitalism, cisheteropatriarchy, white supremacy, ableism, colonialism/imperialism, and speciesism or anthropocentrism. Proponents of total liberation typically advocate for veganism and creating political change through direct action.
Jesus: yo I listened to this totally sweet talk on total liberation online, it seems pretty intriguing, and I think this approach to politics is really insightful!
Buddha: yo total liberation? that's totally my jam!
by Choose Compassion Always April 28, 2021
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snowball liberalism

A political ideology that is characterized by the "snowballing" of political support from one person to another, with no end in sight.

In the case of the United States, it is now being used to rapidly increase policies of social justice, gun control, environmental issues, and anything else the left deems worthy without the approval of the people.

The term "snowballing" means increasing rapidly in size, intensity, or importance just like a snowball down the hill.

It can also mean the growing acceptance of a view or idea, often without the original proponent realizing it.
Snowball liberalism is characterized by the rushing of policies that will either be beneficial or detrimental to the American people.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022
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the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land
Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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Limosine Liberal

A highly liberal person (a democrat) who lives an upper-class (republican) lifestyle enabled by wealth. Holds philosophically correct liberal positions that they couldn't hold if they weren't so well protected and insulated (through their wealth and power) from the side-effects of those positions. Some common issues include: homeless rights, non-native species removal, etc.

Some Limosine Liberals are thoroughly conservative but publically liberal only in certain areas that are safe for them-- a classic example being: supporting arts organizations that present controversial art.

See: most local politicians in San Francisco, Berkeley, and Marin counties, California
Of course Holten thinks that new City housing shouldn't have parking requirements because cars are environmentally incorrect-- he's a Limosine Liberal who takes cabs everywhere.
by JaimeG July 22, 2007
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libercrite

Pronounced lib-er-krit - a combination of the words liberal and hypocrite.
A person who purports to live a lifestyle that exudes such things as tolerance and green living, but in reality behaves in a traditionally consumerist manner or has no tolerance for people more successful than themselves.
That politician who spoke on how to reduce our carbon footprint sure flew in on a nice private jet. What a libercrite.

Johnny has great love for all races, religions, and socio-economic levels. However, he believes that people who make more than $100k are capitalist pigs and should be thrown in jail. What a libercrite.
by Johnny Freemarket January 17, 2009
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