Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

Libra

Libra is an adtrology sign and the people who they usually aren’t have a name that start with L, they love attention even if they deny it they do, they love to be praised and called beautiful, Libras are also the most difficult to understand, they say one thing when they mean another, also this is from experience,they can talk about themselves a lot, they will text there friend only to talk about themselves and their problems, without asking how their friend is, Libras often think they are right and will argue with you just because they can, and when proven wrong, they blame is on someone or something to explain why they were wrong, they also love to play victim, They might have some troubles at home sometimes but they make everyone else’s problems feel inferior because they like to be the victim, someone could be in the same situation but the Libras believe that their own problems are worse just because it’s happening to them, they are also bipolar, one minute they could be fine then the next be a total asshole to anyone, Stop thinking your opinion matters more, they also love to lie, decseve and take over, either by interrupting or shutting down your opinion; on the other hand Libras can be soft and snuggly but only about 1/3 of the time.

Wow Lilly is such a Libra, all she did was shut down my opinion and tell me she’s right and then play victim when I got mad.

by Base player6798 August 25, 2018

rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing

Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)

by TJHC June 3, 2006

living library

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by living library cardholder October 20, 2010

Library Rapist

A seedy (usually old) man who lustfully peers between books and bookshelves in the dark corners of the library, whilst pushing around a squeaky trolley full of books. He works at the library voluntarily.

He has an uncanny ability to find shortcuts within the library in order to corner his prey.

He occasionally exposes himself.

Sometimes also known as a sexual predator.

Colin: "I need to go and get a few books from the library."
Sam: "Watch out mate, the library rapist works there on Tuesdays."

by Pairy Henus May 27, 2008

Stanky Librarian

When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.

by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh October 20, 2008

Librisexual

Someone who only gets their kicks solely from Literature of non-pornographic origin.

A: Wow, I just finished East of Eden.

B: How was it?

A: Well, Cyrus forsure gave me stimulation I thought no man ever would.

B: You are such a ridiculous librisexual.

by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009