Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

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by Mosiac August 1, 2020

large charge

When you need to power a device that is running very low on battery power.

I need a large charge for my computer and phone right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020

living large

the dickiest thing that someone could say. mostly fuckboys.

michael is “living large”

by fuckboy69420 February 28, 2019

Large Caca Sacks

A large sack that holds an enormous amount of shit.

I think my large caca sacks is full.

by c0m June 10, 2008

large mouthed vagina

a large or big mouthed vagina is a vagina that is larger and has bigger lips than usual

your mum has a large mouthed vagina, i know coz i was with her last night.

by fgirtgshrthtrhtr2342354235 September 1, 2016