Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties

“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”

by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021

Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.

by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020

Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.

Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"

by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021

Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 7, 2010

Lard

Don’t poke the lard

Ur being a lard

by Lard April 7, 2025