Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
Get the Jack-o-lardmug. by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
Get the Lard assmug. When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio May 30, 2018
Get the Lard Assmug. 
When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021
Get the Lard Rushmug. by Ar226 March 26, 2020
Get the Lard-assmug. “Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
Get the LARD$ BITCHESmug.