Gay Lard

A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.

You're a gay lard . (insulting him)

by TheDiabetes March 12, 2018

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.

by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020

Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.

Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"

by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020

Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Lard

Don’t poke the lard

Ur being a lard

by Lard April 7, 2025