laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.

by Eli October 5, 2007

laporsha

a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.

dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.

by human b ea n August 23, 2016

lamos

A geek trying to hard

lol look at that lamos pulling a cool joke

being such a lamos again

Lamos sometimes alias under the nickname; Bilge

by Bad December 17, 2003

Lapstick

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

läpsch

An unclearly defined expression with at least two opposed meanings:

1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery

The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.

Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.

Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.

richtig läpsch

by nocturning May 22, 2017

Laos Plow

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).

Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!

by Some Greasy 🅱️oi May 23, 2018

Lapis Luna

A name used to identify traps from the south.

bob : "Who is that there girl?"

John : "She's ayy lapis luna"

the Lapis Luna : *gay noises*

by BulbaBlin June 2, 2018