A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.
by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014
Get the lap hoppermug. Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016
Get the greek lapmug. 1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Get the Stoner's Lapmug. by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019
Get the Fridge lapsmug. Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
by SandvichThief February 7, 2023
Get the in the lap of the godsmug. The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015
Get the lap greensmug. by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014
Get the Lap Creepmug.