lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 08, 2018

Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019

nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.

"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."

by MF Star Boy July 02, 2020

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.

friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.

by 1soltan2 September 21, 2010

lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 03, 2022

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 05, 2010