Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

laib

name short for laibia which is the womans vaginal lips which is also my nickname.. derrived from germany

look at those laibs'..
or look at that laibia

by nicklaibia November 20, 2007

Labbit

A creepy pink rabbit who has a brown handlebar mustache, and a gaping asshole. They may even look a little cute, but they are pure evil. They are fluffy and not that big.

Justin: Hey, look at that cute pink bunny with a mustache and huge asshole.

Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.

by Pumpernickle Jonny August 25, 2009

labialicker

A person who licks the labia of a vagina

She was a real good labialicker!

by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010

Labing

When your in science class doing an experiment that you just killed because it was easy, then you joke around until everyone else is finished.

Our science group is labing in chemistry right now.

by T0000000000ga February 18, 2014

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003