kung Goo

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu

nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:

by m4cbeth January 14, 2021

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Joe Kung

Joe kung

Joe kung dez nuts

Person 1: Have you seen Joe Kung around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1:Joe Kung dez nuts dumbass

by Joe Kung October 29, 2019

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kung masta

Kung Masta A retard who is a big BrokeBack and a failure

I am being Kung Masta today

by Pdgffa April 12, 2019

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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 08, 2023

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