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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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a kung

To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.
Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"

Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
by kung.mr February 13, 2022
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kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga
person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what
by Super pixel March 7, 2022
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Kung Fuck

Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices
KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK
by Eat me love June 17, 2018
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kung fuck

A humorous term for having sex in a kung-fu position, merging physical agility with intimate encounters for a playful twist on romance.
After watching that martial arts movie, they decided to try kung fuck—who knew fighting skills could spice things up in the bedroom?
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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