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farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
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keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen
by Matt November 14, 2004
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keener

canadian slang for a brown noser or suck up..negetive term
"She bought the teacher a present?! What a keener, eh?!"
by person here May 13, 2005
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keener

Someone who loves school and education
by Sherbet July 12, 2017
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Keens

Collective term for Hybrid footwear by Keen Footwear. Keen's HybridLife message is "Create. Play. Care." Their initial range, consisting primarily of river sandals and the rubber Yogi, debuted only in 2004 but met with such success the line rapidly expanded to encompass outdoor performance, rugged, and lifestyle footwear.

Keens are a bit more stylish and upscale than their assumed rivals, Chaco and Teva. However, Keen's lifestyle footwear in particular the Market Street and Boulevard collections, embrace the concept of urbaneering. Keens are probably the closest thing today to the "rich hippy" aesthetic of the late 1960s and 1970s but are very today. They could be described as Outside magazine meets Wallpaper magazine but are rugged and functional enough for hardcore dirtbags. Consequently, Keens are often worn by male and female MountainSexuals.

In laid-back areas such as the Arkansas River Valley of Colorado and in mountain towns such as Buena Vista Colorado, some models of Keens are actually considered very dressy. This makes Keen perhaps the most comprehensive outdoors footwear line available - the possible exceptions being Patagonia footwear and Merrell.

Keen now offers a line of sleek and functional backpacks and bags. These are very useful for travel and urbaneering.

Keen footwear and bags and packs are available only in better outdoor specialty stores such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
She - "Those are some really nice looking shoes, but what's up with that toe?"

He - "They're Keens - the 'Targhee' light hiking boots. They are waterproof, breathable, and very comfortable. The toe adds to the rugged durability."

She - "Oh, I've heard of Keen. A friend of mine got one of their packs from The Trailhead in Buena Vista. But it was very stylish - it looked great for a long flight. I didn't know they did shoes, but they look as cool as her pack."

He - "They did shoes before the packs. They make a great full line. You should go to The Trailhead and check them out. You'll love them."
by da Chetster April 9, 2009
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Keren

my best friend. shes too cool for everyone. she doesnt judge me even though i act like a total retard. i love her more than a fat kid loves cake. we'll be best friends forever..hopefully. she owns you. =)
I love my bitch Keren. =)
by ragul&mipqip November 9, 2008
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Keeno

A keeno is someone who is always keen to do things at school. Not just in school work but in the basic things of life such as where to sit in the circle. Whos going to reach the door first. Whos going to have sex first, you know them keens, they even have their own windows and corners called the keeno corners. A basic keeno is someone who is always in front and always enthusiastic to do normal day to day activities
Jess even your last name is keen Dawe ? i know doors are pretty awesome but you dont have to be so keeno about them
by B.Kekas September 16, 2010
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