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knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick
Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!
by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017
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nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.
Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.
by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020
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Knob lobster

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 22, 2021
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Shaving the Knob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn
by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019
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Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.
"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"
by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010
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Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022
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