It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.
David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!
by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. by H_fit May 29, 2018
Get the Kirkedmug. The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.
by Jbski April 27, 2017
Get the kirkingmug. The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.
That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.
by Tonylum February 24, 2023
Get the Kirkmug. I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.
by hel112570 September 22, 2025
Get the Circle Kirkmug. “You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”
by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.
It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.
by donphan2 September 10, 2025
Get the Charlie Kirkmug.