Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!

Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!

by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin

Someone who is shorter than Alex

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin

by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018

Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

by pizzajona August 12, 2019

Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.

Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!

by Killbill345 November 25, 2016

Kevin

this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's

This man is such a Kevin

by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018