Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came
by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018
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Amazing at everything, he is the most trustful friend you will ever find. once he falls in love with you, he is willing to do anything for you. He is a very good boyfriend to have. Kevin is rich and he will spend that money for his girlfriend. His feelings might change often, but once he is sure about who he actaully likes, he will like her for a long time.
Ladies, hit up on guys named Kevin
by Jisnice October 26, 2017
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Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
by Killbill345 November 26, 2016
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this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's
This man is such a Kevin
by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018
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Someone who is shorter than Alex
Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
by N_O_TAlex January 01, 2018
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A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death
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No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.
Kevin is awesome
by Anonymous 184753 February 08, 2019
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