kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather

omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him

by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

kevins

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.

"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."

by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.

Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!

by Killbill345 November 25, 2016

Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

by pizzajona August 12, 2019

kevin

Amazing at everything, he is the most trustful friend you will ever find. once he falls in love with you, he is willing to do anything for you. He is a very good boyfriend to have. Kevin is rich and he will spend that money for his girlfriend. His feelings might change often, but once he is sure about who he actaully likes, he will like her for a long time.

Ladies, hit up on guys named Kevin

by Jisnice October 25, 2017

kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!

Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!

by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

Kevin

No one can describe how god like Kevin is. He is great at everything possible. His best friend is Logan. Logan is a beta male compared to Kevin. Kevin's other friend drew is also a beta male.

Kevin is awesome

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019