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Fucking Karma

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.
Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......
by The other andy April 25, 2009
mugGet the Fucking Karmamug.

dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.
“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”
mugGet the dick karmamug.

Karma Bomb

When all the past good (or bad) karma that you've been acquiring catches up in a single event.
Gary however loveable and nice has been a loser & bad with the ladies all his life only to wake up one morning with two of them spending their time with him, thus karma bombed.
by Megalomaniakaal July 22, 2014
mugGet the Karma Bombmug.

kar/karma

very sexy and nice person, tends to be mean BUT ITS ACTUALLY VERY NICE AND KIND. she loves listening to music and stuff, and makes really funny jokes and is really funny.
hot girl: OMG!! kar/karma is so hot!!!
by dilflover2224bobs June 3, 2021
mugGet the kar/karmamug.

Karma Houdini

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
mugGet the Karma Houdinimug.

karma stank

Infecting an entire area and/or other people with your own negativity
His karma stank really killed the mood of the whole party
by Melle113 March 10, 2016
mugGet the karma stankmug.

karma akabane

Karma Akabane is from the anime and mang, Ansatsu Kyoushitsu. He is a precious glazed Donut (look at his eyes) and claimed as the most popular amongst the girls, together with Nagisa Shiota and Gakushuu Asano.
Wow, that Karma Akabane is so hot.

OMG! He's acting so Karma Akabane!!
by Anime-trash February 5, 2017
mugGet the karma akabanemug.

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