When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.
Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
by TyBunk November 01, 2010
The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 23, 2015
Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 09, 2019
by marshmellowsaur July 09, 2015
Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards
by MR_SUSPECT March 07, 2024
Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.
by Melissa Egan January 29, 2007
when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.
See also: pouching
See also: pouching
by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto May 03, 2018