kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under

1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security

by treehouse December 30, 2014

The kangaroo

When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.

I'd do The kangaroo with her

by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.

Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.

by ecaleohs February 10, 2023

Kangaroos

Dangeroos without knives

MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos

by thehunn January 26, 2018

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021