kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under

1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security

by treehouse December 30, 2014

strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024

Kangaroos

Dangeroos without knives

MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos

by thehunn January 26, 2018

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.

"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."

by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023