Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo

Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.

by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018

Kangaroo

Because of the recent factions Coup Attempts in American Government - There is need to expose a hidden element - The factions party crosses the party lines - When this faction gone the vacuum must be filled - Usually called Checks & Balances but factions will remove & replace with Catch 22's looping - sunlight is needed - Commercial Enterprise will usually be exposed - Commercial Warfare is Raging now in world - All Nations Benefit

That Congressperson is not showing their True Colors - They Change Flags In Office - They will change your flag - Kick The Kangaroo or create a party to control them

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

Kangaroo

A girl we all know

Hi kangaroo

by Bo$$ June 5, 2016

Dirty Kangaroo

The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.

Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

Dizzy Kangaroo

This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.

Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo

by BDB420 June 7, 2021