Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)

1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.

by RandomUser June 5, 2019

Kyle

A faggot who sits and plays Fortnite all night while drinking 10 monster energy’s an hour

Over the weekend I’m gonna pull a Kyle

by FuckYouKyle January 15, 2020

Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall

That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out

by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019

kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.

"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"

by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020

kyle

a big panda that was transformed into a human body

we saw a big kyle in the bushes

by big egg man May 3, 2019

Kyle

Smokes weed and can stop playing super smash bros ultimate

Person 1: have you seen kyle?
Person 2: probably watching the jets game

by Swiper666 March 9, 2019

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019