JORDAN BRO

THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC

Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC

JORDAN BRO by EGG BRO July 16, 2020

Higgs-Jordan 

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

Higgs-Jordan by HCSS January 11, 2009

Amya Jorden 

A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.

Side facts:

-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter

STATS for Amya Jorden:
Athleticism: 45%
Intelligence: 85%
Sexiness: 95%
Emotions: 30%
Social: 97%

Amya Jorden by EliTran May 31, 2019

anti jordan poole effect 

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.

I have the anti jordan poole effect

anti jordan poole effect by Minkyballz February 19, 2023

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! 

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch

boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee

whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021

michael jordan 

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

michael jordan by yawn February 6, 2004