John 

He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things

John Cena

John by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

John 

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you

Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo

John by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021

John 

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

John by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

John 

Someone's name

"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"

John by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022

John 

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

John by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023

John 

A pencil neck young man who spends most of his days dwelling in a dim lit room where he smokes copius amounts of pot and angel dust with his girlfriend, he is a poor communicator and he doesnt go in sunlight, nor does he sleep any less than 16 hours a day

John is fried

John by Narfwar March 8, 2016

John 

Term for Marijuana. A good code word for talking about weed in public / around parents etc...

"Wanna don John?" - "Maan, i'm so john'd out right now" - "Fancy some John?" - "Shall we Don some John?"

John by Joan Johnson October 20, 2013