Jib Brain

Noun; When a person is retarded beyond all belief

Bro 1: Can you get AIDs by fucking a cow?

Bro 2: Dude I think you have Jib Brain

by BigBananaBoi April 3, 2019

Hook Around Jib

The act of reaching around someone's body from behind them, and then preforming an Eagle Jib.

Guy 1- Shhhhh....
Guy 2- *Nods head*
Guy 3- Holy shit!!!!!
Teacher- ____ go outside!
Later....
Guy 2- Nice hook around jib!
Guy 1- Yeah, I know right!

by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011

tittle jib

the dot on i's and j's

when i wrote an i on my paper, i forgot the tittle jib

by unicornswag214 June 22, 2014

Jib

When someone goes elsewhere, usually without disclosing their intention to beforehand.

Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: He jibed off to the shop.

by A.j.eazi July 5, 2018

jib

winnipeg and sask way of saying meth

ugh i hate her shes a jibbed out junkie hoe

by erguyfok June 30, 2024

Jib Jib

A raging nonce on PSN who talks to 10 year olds while being 15 and claims it’s ok because he’s a minor.

Also known as Jasper

Jib Jib, please stop touching children

by Lewis The Spud March 6, 2025

Keates Jib

When you put a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth and turn out the lights. When your girl is going down on you, you pull the chew out of your mouth and put it between your middle and index finger in a hook shape and put the hook shaped fingers into her mouth, thereby having the chewing tobacco go in her mouth and you hooked her like a fishing jib. The chewing tobacco is essentially bait at this point.

“Man last night Darqueesha was giving me some but used teeth that bitch wanna use teeth I Keates Jibbed her now she’s my little toaster strudel.”

by Tommygungungunner September 12, 2019