Jerry

A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.

Girl: Look, here comes a Jerry...I'll go ask him out!

by woop woop woo February 5, 2009

Murky Jerky

You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.

When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.

Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.

by Aldo Johnson June 13, 2008

jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.

Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

Beef Jerky

The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.

I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.

by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

jerky lips

when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.

Michele's jerky lips are so dry that the crabs have to ride around in dune buggys.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Jerry Remy

Played 2b for the California Angels and the Boston Red Sox. Now he is the anouncer for the Sox on Nesn.

Wow, Jerry Remy could lay down a phat drag bunt.
Damn, Jerry Remy had a sick pivot on a double play.
Wow i just craped my self because Jerry Remy is such a good anouncer.

by parliment July 23, 2004

Jerry

Jerry is such a great person. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He's pretty egotistical and super affectionate when in a relationship. Expect a lot of PDA and is adorably clingy when you two are alone. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.

Person 1: Is she dating Jerry?
Person 2: She is. Why?
Person 1: She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!

by smeldey June 2, 2019