Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

Staring At Jellyfish

Making out

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!

by Poloboy12 June 29, 2023

birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

by Mac C October 13, 2023

forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach

Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses

by Unslanted March 18, 2021

Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
Also

He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.

by NM-lfk May 27, 2018