Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023

Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 23, 2021

Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.

After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.

by Pornicus November 26, 2013

Sky Jellyfish

A plastic bag caught by the wind which glides through the air similarly to that of a jellyfish moving through the sea.

The sky jellyfish are plentiful on this blustery day.

by thevalcakes October 20, 2013

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021