by SexManiacOnARoll August 31, 2004
my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way
by samantha February 05, 2004
–noun, plural -fes /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."
Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
by Chotchkies May 17, 2009
Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator
by G48M October 22, 2020
The craziest motherfucking NHL player you will ever meet. Constantly cusses and gets in major fights.
"Did you see that huge fight during the Hurricanes game last night?"
"Yeah, Jeff Skinner pwned that bitch down."
"Yeah, Jeff Skinner pwned that bitch down."
by Stormy97 October 14, 2011
great song writer with amazing lyrics of pure honesty. Died in the mississipi river in 1996 as the current was too strong. best song is last goodbye.
by coolboy March 31, 2005
1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.
2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.
2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff
dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff
dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
by lolathon April 03, 2008